by Zev Percowitz

Created on: July 24, 2008

Alright! Snarl...*&)Woof! Woof! Woof! Hey did someone mention kennels? Look, let me put it this way, I won't even eat Kennel Ration dog food! Those smelly, dirty, hose washed,vile, digusting, Woof! tail raising horrible, hopeless, vagrant stalls of a homeless dog?

Hey someone get me to the Veteranarian I feel sick already. All the time spent teaching me to use the landscape outdoors and you would ask that totally debilitating question? Hey I'm a high class dog; I'm loyal, trusting,affectionate, big, and smart. You put me in a kennel and I got a nice Igloo dog house you can use to sleep in too! I wouldn't set my paws in such a despicable low budget slum.

I got better things to discuss with my pal, Zev. Why would any self sufficient, honorable, intelligent person, purposely go to a slum and reclaim his dog there? You people spend all this time negotiating places to live, visit, and eat; and you would even think that this is a consideration? Listen, I knew I was home when I first met with Zev and I have forever been home. Why would I want to leave my wonderful residence to be left uncaringly at a reap the money, feed the dog facility? Don't do it you hear! Woof! Woof! Don't do it! Don't leave me with the yen for going home when I already am home.

Pet sitters are great! You know I like the way the women smell... Hey I'm a male dog with a hair problem ok? That's four legs a very acute black smell detector and a tail. You people I think call it perfume, well it lures my attention during a walk.

Now back to pet sitting... All you have to do is open a can of food, put some dry food in my dish, make sure my water dish is full, and walk me so I can keep the house clean. Clean, not a shambles of disaster like I would find in the kennel keepers rooming diary for convenient maintainence. I like my home; I get to go outdoors and I have space, room, somewhere to stretch my body and remain comfortable. And yeah, I can count on you coming back to your house too. Would you want to live in this cement filled basement toilet? I don't think so! When I'm home I don't have to worry about uncertain, unproven circumstances. I have experienced very good things here and I rely on the established facts that I can expect the very same treatment all of the time. Especially if your dog is an older dog, we don't care to try unlearning our old tricks and practices!

Don't leave us alone, leave us at home!

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