by Rebecca Blades

Created on: January 05, 2007   Last Updated: March 17, 2007

Victoria's real secret is she could care less if you men get turned on by her merchandise, or if you look at the catalog in the bathroom alone with one hand (if you know what I mean!)

Neither does she fret about the women, except to find the highest possible price they will tolerate to purchase her teeny weeny bras and panties...

Victoria's secret is she is an economic genius. She takes ten cents worth of fabric, makes a thong, and retails it at $35.00 and up. Millions and millions of dollars a day raked in because the shallow insecure female thinks she's got to
pretty it up for her mate.

Victoria's secret, people, is she's getting very very wealthy, stealing from our pocketbooks and we're opening our wallets and throwing her more!

World hunger? Pshaw. War? What tanks? Homeless? That's what boxes are for...because you KNOW I've got to have that underwire push up number with the matching garter....

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