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Rather then taking the classical route and talking about my father or a figure who has contributed in the evolution of man, I'm going to go out on a limb and say I, myself, am the most respected, honoured, and admired human being even to roam the earth.

Now in retrospect, this would seem to be a very foolish or childish answer, but when we look back on all that i have accomplished in my life, I'm sure everyone can agree I am ten to twenty thousand times better then them or anyone else.

My first point, is that I am just so cool. But enough about my computer problems< lets talk more about me> The primary reason i think i am better then anyone else in the world< is because I'm not afraid to cut my friends or family out of my life to make a quick buck> That takes a great deal of will power and determination. (it seems sticky keys have finally stopped). Before getting too deep into detail, here is the list of my top ten most respected,admired and honoured people ever.

1- STAN HARRIS (ME)
2- Gandhi
3- Jesus (the fictional one)
4- People that know me (just knowing me gets you to number 4)
5- David Hasslehoff
6- Leonard Cohen when he sings "first we take Manhattan"
7- people that have bothered reading this far into this poorly written article
8- old horror films (if they were people)
9- people that double dip.
10- everyone else

Now that you all know my perspectives on the world, its fair to assume you must think I'm an extremely important link in human evolution. Personally I do not think mankind could survive without me, and would simply crumble into pieces at the thought of not having me to lead the way. Yes I do consider myself the leader of earth.

Now i know what your thinking reading this, "how can one man possibly put so much thought into an article, he must have a team of scientists working around the clock for years to compose such a masterpiece." Well, you would be surprised to find out, i wrote this article in a single bored half hour. And that impressive feat only furthers my point, that I am the best that will ever live.

Also, don't think of this text having poor grammar, because that is in fact, a lie. This does not have poor grammar, it has MY grammar. ten times superior to regular grammar. If my grammar were to fight your grammar, mine would win because your grammar is a geek.

At this point I'm just thinking of ways to fill out this article to be 2400 characters long, so don't blame me if my stupidity is dragging on. It has to to fill out the article. Although I think I'm pretty close to being done, ill check how many characters I have left. If the article ends here its because I had enough characters so it juts accepted the submission and submitted itself.

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