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the world is still here, so his brilliant schemes have worked. He alone successfully reduced the total world population from a dangerous peak of 7 billion people down to the more manageable 4 billion it is today with a saving of 75 billion tonnes of polluting green house gas emissions annually! A further decrease to 3 billion people is planned for the year 2025, which was the world population in 1960!

Very admirable is the enthusiasm in which the USA has embraced the Green Cause by trimming its population down to 150 million thus preventing pollution of the atmosphere by at least 4 billion tonnes of CO2 annually. A fantastic result! This was achieved by first using the Inca Solution (voluntary sacrifice on the summit of volcanoes), but due to the scarcity of homeland volcanoes, success was had more quickly with the Aztec Solution. The Mexicans really made a killing leasing out to Americans unused Aztec and Mayan temple pyramids for voluntary sacrifices to save the World! To oversee all this new activity in the West the Capital was shifted from Washington DC to Los Angeles and the White House is now the Casa Verde located in Disney Land.

And such progress at home too! Here in Australia the longevity gap between our indigenous peoples and Europeans (17 years in 2008) has at last been closed. We are now all equal with a life span of 45 years, which means an annual saving per European person of 25 tonnes of green house gas emissions, all simply done by eating the final lethal Green Cracker when your Emissions Permit expires! The CPC (Central Planning Committee) is exempt from this regulation of course. They make good use of their Mercedes Benz cars and Leer jets to travel around all regions of the world staying at five star hotels to check on compliance with Green Regulations.

Australia is to be congratulated for achieving Al Gore's dream of 90% of electricity generation from renewable resources! We now have 50,000 beautiful ugly windmills and 30,000 solar panels operating, mostly located in the Hunter and Latrobe Valleys. Public holidays are declared on windless days and no work is permitted after dark. The 10% of electricity still generated from thermal power plants is reserved for use by the Central Planning Committee.

Much of the Australian success story can be attributed to educating the youth to the Green Cause. The brilliant ABC media website "Planet Slayer" (www.abc.net.au/science/planet slayer/) provides in comic book form a Greenhouse Calculator which tells kids how to calculate their carbon footprint and how much CO2 they will produce before they die, so that they don't use more than their fair share of the earth's resources. This has had the result of boosting youth suicides which helps to preserve the atmosphere from unwanted CO2 pollution.

All non-believers, or deniers, are for the "high jump", or should that be the "low jump", into the Green Pit of carbon sequestration, or the "Green Heaven". Anyone seen using a plastic shopping bag is immediately arrested and their home searched by the Green Police. There is no hope for you if they find a secret cache of incandescent light bulbs, or packet of cigarettes or cigars. Sorry mate, this is to save the world ..... it wont hurt .. white will become black and then you will see the Green Heaven.

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