To be a perfect wife one must be made in Japan by some A-1 robotic manufacturing company. This perfect wife should not only have robotic movement functions but should likewise have a micro-chip embedded somewhere in that Barbie head that functions by (preferably) solar power remote control. Suggested functions of this remote control should include : 1. cooking 2.cleaning

3. massage 4. washing 5. automated sex skills 6. budgetary skills (or be a calculator). I doubt however if anyone would wish to marry this kind of perfect wife, but aside for the robotic kind, I think that the "perfect wife" will never be human.

Humans are not perfect, never will be. That is exactly why there is also no perfect husband. Adam and Eve weren't perfect because they were BOTH too fond of fruits. Had they been perfect, they wouldn't have been talking to snakes. Instead, they would have had the good sense to have chosen a dog for a pet instead or something normally domestic.

If by some miracle, there was one perfect wife, I wouldn't want to spend my life with her if I were a guy (and the other way around). What would my life be like if I were a contented man whose wife made no mistakes and who completely pleased me? Contentment can be boring and usually, contentment doesn't last. Is there any one human being here who can say that he/she is completely content? Besides, being married to a perfect wife would make me feel utterly and devastatingly flawed!

If I were a man, I'd want to be married to someone who drops the toothpaste cap in the bathroom floor sometimes and burn a few meals. I desire to have passionate arguments sometimes only to make up later and have hot sex! If I were a man, I'd love to be married to a woman who would share junk food with me sometimes then jog with me the next day to get rid of the calories.

There is no perfect wife. Well, some can dream on. But only the deluded would really believe that there is one perfect one exactly fit for him - that's like being 100 percent sure that you'd be the next power ball lottery winner. I take that back. There are more chances to win the power ball lottery than to be or to marry the perfect wife.

Of course, if a man wishes to hang-on to his delusion of finding that ONE perfect wife, he can save his lifetime earnings or rob several banks (or casinos) and find the best robot designer in the planet. I am sure that with the advances in technology plus millions of dollars, he can find the perfect wife.

Except that she won't be human.

And she won't really love him.

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