In the confession stall I sat
Hiding my teary eyes beneath a hat
"Forgive me father, I made a mistake.
I wanted to fix it,

He came over and he said:
Let's go down to the lake for awhile
we'll go fishin' cook up some chicken
I couldn't resist his

WEDDING NUMBER FOUR

I've already had three husbands
and the total's set to rise
most of the folk that I know
just can't believe

As I shaved your back this morning
You smiled and you said thanks
I did not miss one spot
From your neck down to your flanks.

You

Ms-ery

Love for me has been a drag,
I might as well have been a fag;
Instead of short and cute and witty,
I might be better