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Created on: July 14, 2008 Last Updated: July 15, 2008
"Wedding Day Blues"
I've crunched,
I've jogged,
I've jumped rope too.
I've consumed gallons
Of weight-loss goo.
My weight is up,
My spirits down.
I still can't wear
My wedding gown.
Who really cares
About my ounces,
About the lace
And satin flounces?
I'll wear my jeans,
My new t-shirt.
It may not be fancy,
But what can it hurt?
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"Wedding Day Blues"
I've crunched,
I've jogged,
I've jumped rope too.
I've consumed gallons
Of weight-loss goo.
My weight is up,
My