Poetry: Humorous - by Tobey Easley

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by Tobey Easley

Created on: July 11, 2008

Stairs

I hate the stairs
And they hate me
The stairs are trying
To kill me, you see
There's stairs to my house
There's stairs to my school
Dang, there are stairs
To the loony bin too

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