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Created on: July 10, 2008
Ming The Merciless
The universe is a dangerous place,
just ask Flash and Dale and Doc.
If you wander there, just in case,
hide a knife in your hat or sock.
Monsters and danger at every turn,
but worst of all is a creep named Ming.
Those captured by him do surely learn,
Mercy is gone ain't no such thing.
Flash and Doc were a pretty smart team,
even better with the help of the Hawks.
They plotted and planned, adopted a scheme,
but their threats, to Ming, were mere squawks.
His power was secret, held in his ring,
made all of his foes non affect.
Whatever was planned could not even sting,
and his power went on quite unchecked.
But, Ming had a weakness, maybe a few,
and a fondness for pretty girls.
He would still rule today if only he knew
to shun Dale and her fancy blonde curls.
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