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Pump Up Your Party with Patriotic Panty Peeler Punch

Your 4th of July party is bound to blast late into the night with this fabulous concoction. This recipe comes from professional party planners hoping to help you peel some of those patriotic panties off your local girls gone wild. Drink responsibly and never, ever, drive after this punch!

Time: 10 minutes + 30 minutes waiting time

Ingredients

2 cans Minute Maid Frozen Lemonade
1 can Minute Maid Frozen Orange Juice
2 cans (large) pineapple juice
2 bottles Cheap Ass Champagne
2 bottles Bacardi Light Rum
1 bottle Triple Sec
1 bottle Parrot Bay Rum any flavor you like or substitute Malibu Rum
cup Grenadine
lots of ice

Directions:

In 3 gallon drink cooler, preferably one with dispenser spout, mix frozen lemonade and orange juices with pineapple juice and rum, stir until frozen juices are completely melted. Add all ingredients but ice and stir. The final step is to add lots of ice to fill the cooler.

Let sit for at least 30 minutes before serving! Some ice must melt to create the perfect mix.

Slap some tape on your cooler, get out your red and blue markers and have fun labeling your Patriotic Panty Peeler Punch, your curious friends will try this delicious fruity punch without even tasting the alcohol, things will get wild in no time at all.

Substitutions:

Can't find frozen lemonade? Try adding Tropicana canned orange juice, Snapple Lemonade or cup lemon juice + 1 cup sugar

Punch is too strong? Add 6-10 cans of 7up or Sprite

Looking for a tropical twist? Add a can of Coco Lopez Sweetened Coconut Milk or Cream of Coconut Sweetened

Post Punch Entertainment Bonus!

And now, for a little entertainment, serve Patriotic Panty Peeler Punch, wait about an hour and bring out The Rope Game.

The Rope Game

2 players
2 - 3 foot ropes with hand sized loops in each end of each rope

This game works best with 2 people who are not shy and will touch each other, if you have served Patriotic Panty Peeler Punch and hour ago, by now this should be no problem.

Have 2 people face each other standing in front of the crowd. Place one rope on one player, one loop on each hand. Hold remaining rope between the rope on player one's hands and the player's body, the remaining player now can place the loops on his hands.

The challenge: Players must get themselves disconnected without ever letting the loops leave their hands.

The challenge for the crowd: offer suggestions (like "Stand on Your Head" or "Sit in His Lap"

Result: Laughter and Hilarity

The Solution: Players work their wrists together within the loops passing the line around to disentangle.

ENJOY!

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