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Created on: July 07, 2008
OH TODAY
First thing in the morning,
Your parents give a warning.
"Get out of your bed
You lazy head"!
And off to school you go.
Your best friend Joe
Has caught a cold.
And the bully's got you in a hold.
Lunch time has came and went,
now you wish you had a ment.
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