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George Bush will eventually retire to the huge estate he has purchased in Paraguay. He will wait for the telephone call from his handlers or the intelligence community indicating when Planet Nibiru will strike, inundating Crawford, Texas in several miles of salt water. In the highlands of Paraguay, Bush will hire a private mercenary army to protect him from veangeful American citizen militias during the famines and economic meltdown to come, which he engineered. I do not know whether he will have the audacity to have a presidential library funded and built, but if Bill Clintron had the chutzpah to do it, why not George Bush? (I always thought that Clinton cheated the historical record and all of us when he didn't specify a wing in his presidential library devoted to his 1969 trip to Prague, Moscow - where he stayed at residences reserved for KGB operatives - and to Hanoi, and another wing of the library debvoted to the dozens of personal "firends", acquaintances, former co-workers, and neighbours murdered over the years). I hope that, if Bush does have a presidential librfary built, an alcove within it might mention how they broke into my home and deleted from my computer's address file and seaerch history all references to the website where I have written anti-Bush Administration articles. This was done on traditional President's Day last February 12th (2008). I was overly harrassed by a Government helicopter in Las Vegas the entire day, while the sheeple around me just glanced upwafrds momentarily and wondered without a clue. Finally, I suppose that Bush will continue his Skull & Bones traditions with him to Paraguay. He may erect a large owl in his front yard, as is used at the annual Bohemian Club gatherings in Northern California for world business and political leaders, and have an annual burning/babylonian worship get-together down there. As a very last note, if patriot armies begin to btreak through his mercenary army's lines and approach his highland estate (think Jacobin mobs in 1791 Paris)....a pretty and clueless 12-year-old girl will be brought forth to greet Bush on the tarmac of his private airstrip. She will present him with a bouquet of flowers, and we will all have to be prepared for this nauseous presumtion on our sensibilities, when............BOOOOOOOOOM! The 12-year-old-girl, George Bush, the press, and various little New World Order functionaries vaporise into nothingness! We will all remember how Bin Laden took out the Northern Alliance commander approximately the same way (it wasn't a little girl, but a photography team). And we'll be left to wonder who the supreme patriots were. While we're dreaming here, a document will be discovered in which Bush confesses his crimes and, like England's William the Conqueror 1,000 years ago, humbly and with fear begs God for forgiveness. God may forgive him, but many of us will not - those of us who haven't starved to death or been beheaded in one of those New World Order concentration camps which have been thoroughly documented across the USA. Niburu, the 12-year-old girl and patriot armies may all be fictional, but the concentration camps and guillotines are not. Maybe Bush will recluse himself with gourmet ice cream, as Heinrich Himmler did at the Officers' Quarters at Dachau during occasional visits. Maybe for some of you, the last image in life before being beheaded for the New World Order will be a large TV screen of George Bush licking up a tall chocolate-vanilla ice cream cone.
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