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Poetry: Boat humor

• 1 of 4

  by T.C Leonard

  "Zambezi Falls"

  In a kayak, quite uneasy,
  I set a course down the Zambezi,
  Swiftly went the passing miles,
  Skirting hungry

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• 2 of 4

  by A. L. Sugden

  MY HUSBAND'S NEW BOAT

  It's ok that you're his other woman
  And that he loves you too.
  Please, just bring him home again.

  Let

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• 3 of 4

  by Will Emaus

  I loved your boat Dad.

  But I hated to fish.

  Let me drive the boat.

  Let me do something.

  "Catch a fish", you said.

  "I don't

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• 4 of 4

  by Mechelle McCarrell ICS.LPN

  I just bought my boat

  she is a pretty sight

  I cant wait to take her

  On her first cruise tonight

  So i take her to the lake

  I make

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