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Created on: July 02, 2008
Hello Larry, this is Barry.
You know me; I cut your lawn.
Just a small thing, not a tall thing.
It's about the gnome that you call Sean.
He looks so cute in his little suit.
But to me he's just a pain.
He just sits there, what does he care
If he causes stress and strain.
I cann't go through him, I must go round him.
Round and round him, round and round!
Tried to lift him, couldn't shift him,
So I'm going to mow him down.
So that's it Larry, let's not tarry,
If tomorrow he's still there,
I'll get the Rover and knock him over.
I'm going to smash Sean
And I don't care!
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