by Honey Dip

Created on: June 29, 2008

Reasons to Release Woman's Scorn

1. The annoying way you play the feminine roll in a relationship
2. When it comes to decisions making you have an easier time multiplying 2,689,467 times 7,649,862 than actually making one
3. The only set of balls you've seen are the ones I wear as earrings
4. Any time a relative asks how you're doing I find myself asking have you seen a noose

5. For some reason any time I hear any heartbreak music I feel the need to look for a shovel.
6. It's like watching a bowl hard cereal go soggy when trying to have a conversation with you, and yes it isn't hard for the cereal to make more compelling statements than you
7. The fact your new girl fiend looks like she was thrown out of the trailer park because they are too good for her
8. Idiot tactics you use a 2nd grader could come up with while waiting for his turn in a game of four square
9. Allowing you to poison the entire world with your un-original sob stories and unbelievable lies apologies

And of course the last and final reason is

10. you broke my heart time and time again, like I'm a Happy Meal at McDonalds you come and decide you're ready for an adult meal then charge your mind cause you can't handle it.

Well newsflash McDonalds is closed and this happy meal is going to prevent you with super-sized ass whooping if you ever look at my golden arches again.

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