I woke up the other day with a dilemma that made using the restroom difficult. My private member was standing tall and it was hard for me work out a stance where I could have an enjoyable urinating experience. I tried placing one hand on the top of the toilet and leaning forward to ensure an angle the stream could flow without missing the inside of the bowl. That didn't work because I ended up with wet feet.

I took another approach and decided to stand straight and angle my private member upwards. The angle would create a rainbow stream to the bowl. The only problem was judging the landing. I tried to use physics to judge the landing, but ended up "eye-balling" a distance I thought to be appropriate. My judgement was wrong. I got the floor and the toilet paper wet.
Now it was time to get serious. I had to relieve the pressure from my bladder badly. Therefore, I compromised my masculinity by sitting and spraying. Basically, I sat on the toilet seat and urinated like a woman. I could achieve the proper stream angle in this position.

After successfully completing my urinary tasks, my private member decided to deflate. How appropriate. In times of need, I wish it would deflate like I need it to. Anyway, that is a big difference I see with men and women. Not that our body parts are different, but the act of urination was a task I worked at. Women sit and spray while men attempt to accomplish a job at hand. It takes planning and some skill. This is not to say women do not have the ability to plan and skillfully execute their actions. I am just referring to the operation of urination in itself. The way I see it, urination is considered a task that is either successful when the following steps are accomplished:
a) all urine makes it into the urinal or toilet bowl
b) there are no droplet or wet stains on any clothing before, during or after the process of urinating
c) limited touching of the private member with the hands while in the process to urinate. I should be able to unzip, poke through, urinate, and pull in with out contact.

Women do not have to go through these steps. It a drop and go for them. There is some slight wiping action involved, but it is a relatively hands free process.

The differences of men and women go way beyond phyical body parts and bathroom habits. The communication between men differs greatly than the communication women have between each other or with men. If a male friend asks me how it's going, then I can appropriately

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