by Trevor Barker

Created on: June 26, 2008

leetspeak or more commonly known as the best friggin' language on the face of the earth and any other planet out there (even you Jupiter, you and your ungrateful 63 moons. 1337speak is believed to have originated from the most intelligent beings in the universe, the gamers! It is one of the most popular languages in the MMO world followed closely behind by crippled English.

Make sure to use as many sentence fragments as possible when you are writing in the 1337speak, it will make it look more genuine and nubish. Being able to use the 1337speak without thinking is a pure art form. Very few can do it, and even less have mastered it.

Some known facts about the 1337speaks:

1) If you seduce a women by using the 1337speak you will have the greatest orgasm.

2) It will add either 3 inches to your penis or increase the size of your b00bs by 3 sizes.

3) If you use Chuck Norris in a 1337speak sentence you will instantly orgasm and also become a demigod in some third-world country.

4) Using 1337speak in a book will automatically make it a best-seller

5) If you use 1337speak on your custimized license plate, you never get in an accident or get a ticket, its a known fact.

6) If you happen use the 1337speak in one of your final essays to pass a course you will fail epixly because your old hag of a teacher has sand in your vagina and doesn't like the 1337speak.

Being as the fact most people believe that only n00bs use the 1337speak, you might not get many party invites or get instaingnored. We must change this! THE 1337SPEAKIANS WILL RAISE AND DESTROY THE NONBELIEVERS LIKE A MIGHTY FIST SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF A CHEETO. lul sry bout teh cpaz. lol Remember to say with what you believe and always speak what is in your heart no matter how many people are flamming you in the trade channel, be yourself!

1337speak was a gift from the gods! We should embrace this gift and let it become the world's language! Let the world's signs read lol sotps plrz! Let the newspaper be filled with pure orgasmic jipperish.

Also, the 1337speak is frowned upon during financial transactions or serious grouping in most mmorpgs due to the fact most people have no friggin' clue to what is actually saying. If you happen to lose 50 dkp from wiping the raid by leting the 1337speak slip please refrain from cursing out your guild leader.

Remember 1337speak is the language of the future so learn it you n00bs.

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