by Bonnie Shaikh

Created on: June 25, 2008

There is no doubt that every single day of all our lives will be uncertain. It is that uncertainty that makes some of us cringe before we step out our doors everyday. Regardless we all must take that deep breath and charge forward out into the vast unknown of our daily lives. But I would have to say that women have a different kind of problem to deal with on top of uncertainty. Women deal with difficulties from clothing, to anatomy. For instance women will unfortunately never know at any given moment when their thigh high nylon will fall down to their ankle, covering the gorgeous three inch high heels that cost them a small fortune. And it might never be known who was looking on and who was desperately trying their hardest not to laugh out loud in an uncontrollable manner. Women may also never notice that their pencil tight skirts are off centered and how long it may have been that way especially if no one brings attention to it. Or was anyone else aware? Without any feed back in this regard other than an abnormally large grin on everyone's face, it might be uncertainly certain at that point that someone knew. In addition there is the unforgettable coincidence that their bra strap could break at the most inconvenient time like in the middle of a conversation with several other people listening. With raised eye brows and subtle changes in speakers it is the uncertainty of the incident that makes it certain that everyone will get a good laugh at this one.

On a completely different point, women will regrettably never know when they might miss clutch their five speed vehicles, sending it into a bunny hoping convulsion all the while their boobs are being smashed against the horn honking it at every single hop. Who might of been watching then? it is certainly uncertain. To add to this, it is an even bigger blunder when walking through a crowded restaurant and while passing by another table to get to theirs they accidentally bump their bum into someone's shoulder, thus leaving the assaulted table with that "I can't believe that just happened" look on everybody's face. Finally the most humiliating uncertainty is when unexpectedly a boob falls out of their bathing suit while at a public pool and don't notice until they see all the men staring like children with their hands in the cookie jar. The one and only thing that can be for certain though, is that uncertainty can surely take the monotony out of life and can put a smile on many other peoples faces , maybe even some good laughter too. Even though women have these added uncertainties in life, eventually they will find the humor in themselves and join the crowd of those that may of been inspired by their uncertainties.

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