by Pope

Created on: June 25, 2008

I swear to God, this is just another screaming piece of evidence that an alarming percentage of Americans can't level the common sense of a seventh grader.

The whole "We-bombed-our-own-towers-for-some-reason-and-murder ed-3,000-people-and-it's-all-Bush's-fault" conspiracy really, really pisses me off. I would ask if any of you conspirators actually think before you spew all this political and social idiocy, but I've learned through experience that you actually DO have something going on up in that slush housed in your skull. Because you must have to think really, really hard to think up this crap I keep hearing from all this "Loose Change" stuff.

This whole conspiracy is just another Anti-Bush thing that people have gotten too serious about. So I'll bring up my first point. All these people in the country are always going on about how stupid Bush is and how he's just a hick with power and a bunch of other mindless complaints. So, if Bush is such a moron, how did he orchestrate this entire plan and fool the entire world? Except of course, for you analytical genius's that have unraveled his evil scheme. So you're all basically saying that he's essentially one of the cleverest men alive, since he fabricated the entire attack and got away with it. I'll remember this.

Next, remember the shmuck that made this whole mountain range of lies up? You know, the guy with the laptop and way too much free time. If our government can come up with this hole plan, carry it out, and then get away with it, are you really going to tell us that they can't silence one idiot living in his mother's basement (or some place of equal distaste)? The US government has the ability to know what's going anywhere in the world at any given time, we just don't find out about that stuff because it's bad politics. Oh, and if they were to make such an attack, it would require probably close to a hundred people to carry out, which is a giant NO in the world of covert operations and secrets. So what you guys are saying is that they got these hundreds of Americans to agree to murder their fellow countrymen (including the elderly, women, children, and any other innocent life you wish to think of) and then get all of them to keep quite about it. Any American Intelligence Officer or Covert Operator would take one look at that sentence and laugh before throwing it into a furnace? Here's what we have so far; 100 American Citizens (probably more) willing to murder thousands of innocent people and then keep quite

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