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I'm sick of bloody religions. I am ill from the bloodlust. The corruption and deceit. It will make you or break you.
Jesus was a vampire.
At least according to how our modern society depicts him.
Water into wine.
My blood
Everlasting life.
Literaly or metaphorically. It's all the same. It needs to be said. Remember Jesus wanted us to question ourselves, and especially people in power. But we are fearfull, we are compliant.
Live-eviL
Lived-deviL
This is the word virus in its most raw-war like form.
In the 18th century they burned people such as this. Witches they said. Anagrams, we seem to underestimate the power of words, of spelling. Witches, spelling, to SPELL. Profanity, to CURSE.
Corporations have turned our Prophets, into PROFITS.
You need to realize our potential. The spirit does not dwell in us, that's isolation; we exist within the spirit, thats the connection. This world is all of ours to create. Your action do not affect you they affect everyone. Everything. Who do you pray/prey too? What do you dream of? Cant remember your dreams. Sleep selective memory. The Dream Police, get real, don't censor yourself.
bURN THE Witch. You are being mislead, so am I. We all are.
Religion has become a tool. To seperate the sheep from the wolves. I believe both our rightous.
The egyptians worshiped the stars(nature), our modern society also worships stars. Celebrities, Rock stars. HOLY-wood, the STARS. Who Did this. When was this established
-There has never been a time when you, nor I, nor these kings did not exist.
We need to choose a side, just below the media induced haze, i can glimpse the truth. The magic, the fantasy, the eternal goddess. The unlimited possibilites.
Poetry, hope, dreams, flowers, peace, freedom, fantasy, shards of sunlight, laughter and teenage agst, heavy eyelids, a glimpse of nirvana, static bliss, starlit lovers, salty air and humid hues of twilight
Word virus, illuminati, end of the ages, deceit, corruption, red space, leaders, a metal machina, liars, predators, Orwellian plauges, static fire, medicated depression, strife
I am bloody sick of the lies.
I've never seen so many goblins in my life.
Is anyone elses periphreal vision turning digital? Take a second to look for the pixels within the scenery(SCENEry). Do you see it? Dont lie to yourself.
Jesus talked in riddles. He asked questions. Do you?
Don't believe in conspiricies? Is it un-american, the work of a terrorist...
Remember, our forefathers, were considered conspirisist. Go ahead, look it up. When they signed the declaration of independece they were CONSPIRING against the rulers, kings of Great Britian.
Really. Look it up. Were they terrorists?
And lastly, jesus christ conspired against the Romans....
Most people arent looking for the right questions, let alone the right answers.
-J.C.
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