by Jocelyn Guevara

Created on: June 17, 2008

I know there are a lot of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana fans out there, so I decided that it was time to write a song that tells you all about her. Don't worry, she doesn't know how the new song goes, so I will have my friend, Ramona Arizona, sing it instead. I know she's not as funny as Miley. Best of Both Worlds is a comedy act, right?

Hannah Montana's Original Lyrics:

Oh yea
Come on

You get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Yea when your famous it can be kinda fun
Its really you but no one ever discovers

In some ways you're just like all your friends
But on stage you're a star

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

The best of both worlds

You go the movie premiers (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows

Yea you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both
You know the best of both worlds

Pictures and autographs
You get your face in all the magazines
The best parts that you get to be who ever you wanna be

Yea best of both
You get the best of both
Come on best of both

Who would have thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds
Without the shades and the hair
You can go anywhere

You get the best of both girls
Mix it all together
Oh yea
It's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both worlds

Ramona Arizona's Lyrics, which more accurately depict the history of Miley Cyrus:

Oh yea
Come on

You get reporters out front
Don't need style, nothing new, can't be duller

Yea when you're famous it can be kinda fun
Talent less but no one ever discovers

You're so glad your fame will never end
Thanks to Achy Breaky Heart

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, makin' dough
Then you lip sync the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

The best of both worlds

You make four million a year (more than Orlando Bloom?)
Guest starring on the radio
Crossing my eyes feels a little weird
I can even lick my big toe

Yea you get to sing and make crowds hurl
But big time when you play your guitar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, makin' dough
Then you lip sync the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both
You know the best of both worlds

Pictures and autographs
Devastating covers of magazines
The best parts that you get to be the one who makes people flee

Yea best of both
You get the best of both
Come on best of both

Who would have thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds
Without the shades and the hair
You look like Tony Blair

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together
Oh yea
It's so much better cuz you know you've snowed the kids of the world

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