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There are many differences between a woman and and a man. Oh, this is going to be too much fun. I am 28 years old, and yes i know many of these differences.
First and foremost, when women are sick, the move on, still take care of the kids, make breakfast6, do laundry, and clean. Maybe taking some day-quil or so to get through the day, men on the other hand are whining and crying as soon as they have a sniffle. They need to lay in bed for at least 12- 20 hours before they can function a little bit. They need chicken soup, and blankets, and the whole world has to stop to cater to them. The difference between us, is when a woman is sick, nobody bothers to bring us soup or anything, when we bring them their stinking soup, we have an urge to "accidentally" spill it on them.

We as women, can give birth, carry the baby for 9 months, read about it, split our vaginas, and we do not pass out, but of course the men do. They just ca not handle the whole thing, boo hoo... But, we just expelled a human being out of our bodies, and they want sympathy for having to watch? Men baffle me. They can gut a deer and fish, but heck with them, they can not even handle child birth.
When we go to the grocery store to get groceries, we actually get real food, when the men go, we have a buggy full of junk, and no dinners. If the kids, and the husband goes, the kids get whatever they want, because he usually wants it too.
Men are the only human beings I know that can use the toilet, and miss, get it everywhere, and not bother to clean it. Then, they go stand in their own urine again, when they use the toilet again. They do not mind that there are pubic hairs stuck to the rim, and dried up urine all over their "side" of the seat.
Women can find it in themselves to have passion, desire, and want for their men at any time, but we not dare to try during a football game. Because it is much more satisfying to watch men in tight uniforms running up a field and smacking each other in the rear. How satisfying.
Men tend to eat like pigs, like the food will get up and run away before they are finished. No wonder we eat so slowly, because, they are so disgusting when they eat, we kind of lose our appetite by the time they are done, and they say, "are you going to eat that"?
Men seem to think that just because they have way too much hair, they stink, and burp and have farting contests, that they are the better being because they can do those things, but, in actuality, they are just pigs. Pigs are cleaner to be exact... but for some reason we do love the men we have, and care for. All i can say is, can you really blame women for becoming lesbians?

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