by Christine Bruness

Created on: June 10, 2008

"Dr. Phil"

An Acrostic Examination of One of America's Top Bottom Feeders

(In My Opinion, Of Course)

Dreadful demeanor; disrespects his guests to try and make himself look superior;
dufus personified; disgracefully full of himself on the air; disturbingly rude
Really needs to get over himself; ridiculous television show!

Picks on the weak and insane; promotes himself every chance he gets;
polluting the airwaves; poor writing quality
Has rarely ever truly helped any of his guests; happy to exploit people in pain for ratings;
hopelessly mediocre; has a superiority complex that he is not worthy of possessing
Illiterate grammatical style of speaking; insincere; incorrectly uses words
Likes to toot his own horn and tell you how "honest" he is!

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