by A.E.McGrath

Created on: June 04, 2008

This is an open-ended topic, a delicious double-entendre of perfectly precise words. Here are two scenarios that come to mind. The first is a lounge-lizard reject from the 1970's, with a beer gut which overlaps the white belt from that bell-bottomed leisure suit! With a money order or a C.O.D. for that eight-track tape, you too can learn from the master how to please your lady in the bedroom. Yeah, right! The second selection can thoroughly discuss the topic holistically, mentioning sex as a least important way of getting pleasure, and suggesting several everyday examples as ways to satisfy a woman. Hopefully, you are picking the latter approach and resting old' Nick the Lounge Lizard once and for all! The first thing that comes to mind that makes us women happy is doing a household chore. Gentlemen, if your wife works outside the home and has to put in additional hours to cook dinner, wash clothes, mop the kitchen floor, stack the dishwasher, wash the bathtub and so on, that is not equality in a marriage. That is overdependence on one person; she is not your Hazel or Florence. Women recognize the need to sit down, read the newspaper, be showered with kisses from your love, and smell the aroma of a home-cooked meal. We would like the same too, but there is so much to be done in the house. Ladies, please don't walk around the house, throwing pots and pans at your unsuspecting significant other. Ask for the help around the house. If you are skeptical about his clothes-washing abilities, delegate the trash-taking, commode cleaning duties first. It is hard to restore pure white clothes from pink tint or to clean the oozing suds from a dishwasher that greets you at the front door. Personally, my husband defines sexiness with a vacuum cleaner in his right hand! He enjoys the bagless device and sees the results of a good vacuuming of the house. Doing a household chore without a prompt is definitely one way to please your woman. Women enjoy small tokens of appreciation, like flowers, candy, and even jewelry, before and after anniversaries, birthdays, and Valentines couples holidays. Affection for your special woman, other than sex, is missing from the art of pleasure. The day-to-day life becomes complacive without breathtaking surprises. The gift that keeps on giving is a designated date night. Remember dating? It is the special time in a relationship for wooing and convincing you are the right person? It never fails, even after years of togetherness. We women like

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