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I don't know why karaoke is legal. The first time I sang it, there was literally a room full of Asian men in suites. But, let me not get ahead of myself. It was my birthday, so my girlfriend and all my friends decide to go out drinking. They told me to meet them there(great friends). Either way, I just got off work(it involves dressing like a cowboy)and I needed to wet my whistle. Getting there, I noticed that my girlfriend is so wasted she is giving a Asian business man a lap dance. I walked in screaming till, she pulls me aside and tells me to calm down, this is how they been paying for all the drinks. So upset, I distance myself and pay for my own drinks, time flys by and my cowboy suite keeps sticking from the sweat. In addition, I spent all the money I had for the rest of the month. Now, being so lonely and broke I join my birthday party again. Thinking about it, watching my girlfriend from the distance wasn't any better then drinking for free. Still, time flies and I'm very wasted, I think I even gave a few lap dances myself.

Those Asian business men could out drink the Irish, and we had everything they had for free, and no it wasn't just Suki. After, stumbling outside to throw up because the bathroom was full, I returned to see my sexy girlfriend on stage. I wipe the vomit from my mouth and sit between two Asian guys. When she finishes, she flashes everyone in the crowd twice. So mad now, I stumble on stage to fight with her, tripping and falling the entire way. For some reason unknown at the time she runs away. Looking forward there is a full house of people. The only song I can think of singing was Mr.Roboto. Hey, looking back at my new found party was the inspiration. I was bad, I knew nothing of the song except the "domo omo goto Mr. Roboto" part. So I repeated it the whole time screaming at the crowd, with clinched fists. This was so bad the crowd started screaming back. Remember, that the whole time I'm in a cowboy suite.
I finally get through half the song till I vomit again on stage, and on the table in the front row. Jumping off stage I slipped on my vomit, while the crowd is screaming the whole time, zipper up and other vague things. Now, my work outfit is cover in puke,my left arm hurts from falling, and the place despise me, I walk over to the first table and start cleaning the vomit off the man and woman with their table cloth. When I clean the fat ladies face, she keeps looking down till I realized my penis was out, from an earlier bathroom trip.
I really don't remember how it ended, I just remember waking up in a hotel room next to an Asian guy, they are very open about being nake. If, I can give one bit of advice, don't sing Karaoke drunk in a cowboy suite.

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