by Audra Sonata

Created on: May 21, 2008

And now, from the makers of "Ick", "Ugh", and "Wha'huh?" Tick-tack-talk Inc, we bring you...

"Blah"! That's right, "Blah", that wonderful exclamation of absolutele nothingness is now exclusively available right here, right now.

Have you ever tried to sum up how you felt and found yourself at a complete loss for an adequately descriptive word? Not great, not terrible, not happy, not sad, not angry, not euphoric, just...yeah. Well, the good news is, I have a solution. You need it? We got it. And now, for the low low price of just $39.99 I can GIVE it to you. That's "Blah!", the perfect word for almost any situation.

But wait. There's more.

Act now and we'll throw in a lifetime supply of "BOOYAH!" Yes, the ultimate expression of satisfaction, "Booyah" will now be added into every order at absolutely no extra cost.

And that's not all.

Our first fifty callers get a full measure of "WHOOHOO!", that ultimate whoop of absolute excitement, will be added in completely free as well.

That's right. "Blah", "Booyah", and "Whoohoo" for the low low introductory price of just 39.99.

These are not the generic version. Our company takes great care to ensure that these are indeed the top quality, authentic versions of "Blah", "Booyah", and "Whoohoo", as well. Whats more, this low low introductory price guarantees you a LIFETIME SUPPLY of absolutely non-perishable "Blah", "Booyah", and "Whoohoo".

Accept no "Blah" imitations. These are the one and only original versions of these astoundingly useful descripters.

Whoohoo! You will never be at a loss for words again. Our three word combo pack leaves you well prepared for even the most unexpected situation or emotion.

BOOYAH!

And the excitement doesn't end there!

This special is being offered to you for just $39.99, or choose our layaway option and make three low LOW monthly payments of $15.00 to make this vocabulary your own.

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ACT NOW!

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