by Judy Peterson

Created on: May 19, 2008   Last Updated: September 25, 2009

Hey, Cesar!

Intro (Wife on phone with Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer', telling him about her lazy husband)

Hey, Cesar! Hey, Cesar!
I've got a dog for you.
He lies around the whole day long.
Tell me what should I do?
I need someone to scream at him
'Cause whisperin' just won't do.
Hey, Cesar! Hey, Cesar!
I've got a dog for you.

Verse 1

Come and see him lyin' here on the couch

In his Snoopy underwear.
Snorin' like some old junkyard dog
And scratchin' ever'where.
I'm at a loss at what to do.
How did my Rin Tin Tin turn into Marmaduke?
Hey, Cesar! Hey, Cesar!
I've got a dog for you.

Verse 2

You should see him in his old Cowboys' shirt
When those cheerleaders come in view.
He starts droolin' like Old Yeller
And grinnin' like Scooby Doo.
Help, help me please! What can I do?
How did my Rin Tin Tin turn into Marmaduke?
Hey, Cesar! Hey, Cesar!
I've got a dog for you.

Bridge

It wasn't all that long ago
He was my Wonder Dog.
Yeah, he was everything a Lassie could hope to catch.
Well, I fell in love with that handsome pooch,
But I wake up now with that slobberin' Hooch.
Cesar, I sure hope you haven't met your match.

(Wife hangs up the phone)

Closing

(The Dog Whisperer is ringing the doorbell in the background while wife is talking to her husband on the
couch and trying to wake him)

"You get your tail up off that couch
'Cause I called the Dog Whisperer on you!
He's come here to straighten you out
And to show you a trick or two.
He's gonna yank your chain and make you heel.
You'll be re'bilitated by your next meal.
And I'll have my dashin' Rin Tin Tin again!

(Wife answers the door)

Refrain

Hey, Cesar! Hey, Cesar!
I've got a dog for you.
He lies around the whole day long.
Tell me what should I do?
I need someone to scream at him
'Cause whisperin' just won't do.
Hey, Cesar! Hey, Cesar!
I've got a dog for you!

Hey, Cesar! Hey, Cesar!
Have I got a dog for you!

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