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Poetry: Humorous poems for children

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Number one
Flew into the sun
And shined very brightly
To be number one

Number two
Went to the zoo
Watched all the animals
With nothing to do

Number three
Tried to ski
Fell off a mountain
And hurt his right knee

Number four
Lived behind a door
Looked out now and then
And was seen no more

Number five
Was very alive
Did many things
But loved to skin dive

Number six
Played all kinds of tricks
Finally got caught
And ended up in a fix

Number seven
Named himself Kevin
Was a good boy
And went straight to heaven

Number eight
couldn't see straight
Bumping into things
That was his fate

Number nine
Was very fine
Got very spoiled
And called everything mine

Number ten
Picked up a pen
And started writing poems
Again and again

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