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My 10th grade English teacher told me I wasn't very good at writing essays. She didn't use those exact words. It's just that every essay I got back had a D' written in red ink at the top and something about needing to support my thesis statement throughout. She didn't actually tell me how to go about doing that, but when I heard about it later in a college class, I knew I needed to pay attention.

Here are some other things I should have known about essay writing while ascending the ranks of academia.

HOW TO PLAGIARIZE:

Unlike today's cut and paste world of Internet plagiarism, plagiarism was difficult when I attended school. I had to go to the library, get a book, and copy things by hand. Because of the work involved in plagiarizing, I decided to use my own thoughts and ideas. Sure, I learned the writing process, how to string thoughts together, and how to communicate clearly and effectively. I'll admit that writing original material helped me succeed beyond high school and college-but I would trade it all in to just to have gotten an A.

THE EMERGENCE OF SPELL CHECK

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WRITE A GOOD INTRODUCTION

All I had to do was write a really snappy introduction and it wouldn't matter how bad the rest of the essay was. Be careful not to write too good of an introduction, though. The teacher might read the whole thing and foil your plan.

PRONOUN USE

Me had a lot of trouble making I understood back when me wrote in high school. Luckily, me had a really good English teacher that taught I how to use the correct word. Us worked hard!

CORRECT GRAMMAR

Why did it never occur to me that everything a writer needed to know about grammar was contained in a 5th grade grammar book? Instead of taking the requisite 5 seconds to actually find out the correct usage of a word, I insisted on handing in essays full of grammatical miscues. I read an essay I had written my first year in college, it was riddled with comma splices, I felt really stupid, I'm so glad somebody taught me how to avoid them.

HOW TO CORRECT SENTENCE FRAGMENTS

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