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A Look At Fashion Trends, With An Eye To The Future

You can start a whole new fashion trend for the future, simply by creating a whole collection of brand new definitions, in terms of fashion design. Try a few of these definitions on, for size and fit.

1. Wafflies: Fashions for the pancake type personality, with clothing made out of very thick and heavy materials, bold, boring designs and weigh me down boots. (Don't forget the big round glasses!)

2. Rufflies: Fashions for the perky pet personality, who demands clothes that are pretty, flattering and bouncy.

3. Wufflies: Fashions that are uniquely me, or uniquely you, for those people who are full of life's energy and love to live life well, but as themselves.

4. Glafookles: Fashions that are really weird in design, but are still quite wonderful for those who like to be really different, all of the time.

5. Klagookles: Fashions that are really bizarre in terms of design or fabric, for those who like to be way out in left field, at least some of the time.

6. Begunckles: Fashions for the knock you down, or drop dead, high fashion personality. (Don't forget the six inch spike heels!)

7. Befunckles: Fashions for people who really enjoy laughter and live life, purely for fun. (Keep these clothes loose fitting!)

8. Willy Watts: Fashions for the you light up my life, bright, stand in the light, kind of personality. (Shiny and cool!)

9. Woolly Watts: Fashions for those people who love the comfort of warm, woolly or fuzzy clothing. (Snuggle ups!)

10. Fergunkles: Fashions for those people who go for that animal look and insist on having clothing that is either trimmed, or made out of fur, real or fake.

11. Bejeangoes: Fashions that are for the blue jeans only, personality type. (Include the leather cowboy boots, belt and hat, please!)

12. Karibles: Fashions for those who love to wear something that looks simply terrible.

Now that these fashion trends have been defined, all that remains now is for someone to work out the brand new designs. Guess which one will be the most popular and likely to succeed? You may have the making of a new fashion trend.

Tongue in cheek, may I suggest that trends are only in vogue, if you as a person, as well as others, are willing to support them. Supporting a new trend might just be the key to your own personal success, that is if you support the right trend, at the right time.

You can always change the trend that you choose to support, at a later date, that is if you can afford to do so. Remember that whatever trend you support, really reflects you and your personality, so choose wisely. Have fun doing so also! Is that not what fashion trends are all about?

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