The greatest joke of all time was the one about God,Jesus and John the Baptist playing golf.
Jesus hit a great drive and so did John,but then God sliced his drive into some bushes.The other two were trying not to laugh when a rabbit came running out of the bushes with the ball in its mouth.Then an eagle swooped down,picked up the rabbit and flew over the green where the rabbit dropped the ball into the hole.Jesus exclaimed
'Aw come on dad,it's only a game'

The greatest mother in law joke of all time was about a man,his wife and her mother vacationing in the holy land.Shortly after they arrived the mother in law died.The coroner told the husband that she could be buried in the holy land for $500 or shipped to his home country and buried there for $5000.The man immediately said that he wanted her shipped home.

The coroner was amazed and asked why.The man replied
'2000 years ago a man died here.He was buried here and 3 days later he came back to life.
I just can't take that chance.
A close 2nd is the definition of mixed feelings.When your mother in law drives your new car over a cliff.

Then there is Eve's side of the story of creation.She first asked God why she had been given 3 breasts because the middle one kept getting in the way.God agreed and removed it.Then she pointed out that all the animals had a mate except her.God resolved to create a man from a part of her and said 'Now what did I do with that useless tit?'.

3 nuns died and at the pearly gates St.Peter said that they could,as a reward,be anyone they wished for 6 months.The first said Sophia Loren and the second chose Marilyn Monroe.The third nun wanted to be Sara Pipelini.St.Peter had to admit that he had never heard of this person.
The nun then produced a newspaper clipping and on reading it Peter burst out laughing and said
'It was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1800 men in 6 months'

A man robbed a bank and killed the teller.Determined to leave no witnesses he said to the 1st man in line'Did you see me shoot that teller?'.The man said'yes'so the robber shot him dead.
He then asked the next man,who replied'No,but my wife did'.

An elephant and a snake decided to have a game of snooker but since there was no table or balls in their jungle they agreed that tricks of varying difficulty could represent the balls.
This worked well and they had a very intense game.Eventually only the black was left and whoever potted it would win.The snake suggested that if he could slither

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