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"I Love You Not"

I love you. I love you.
I love you a lot.
I love you so much
I'd feed you my snot.

I love you so much
I'd give you my shoe.
The one that I wore
When I stepped in poo.

If I had a skunk,
I'd give you a smell
For each dirty rotten
Lie you would tell.

I'd eat lots of fiber
Then poop in a box.
I'd mail some to you,
Put the rest in your socks.

I love you. I love you.
I love you a lot
I love you so much
I love you not.

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