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Poetry: Car salesmen

Please, please, Mr. or Ms. nice car salesperson,
just tell me how much will my wheels cost me?
As for the loan, how long will it be before I am done?
My time is short, my wallet is thin, all I want is the key
to a vehicle for work, school, kids and a little fun!

Please, please, Mr. or Ms. nice car salesperson,
can you go a little lower, lower, lower, still?
Money is your game, please don't call me hon!
I just need a four-door car for five and maybe then
I can say thanks, Im outta here, I'm done!

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