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Humor: Global warming

by David Mckellar

Created on: May 02, 2008

The main issue today is the environment and the world governments are already hard at work trying to figure out a way of doing absolutely nothing about it.
I can longer sit by and not worry about the air we breathe, the water we drink or whether or not the sun will say to hell with it one morning and not get up with his hat on.
Global warming is caused by certain gases in the air. Principal among these are carbon dioxide and methane. Carbon dioxide, or CO2, is produced by many sources, and one of those is man. We drive cars, fly in airplanes, heat and cool our homes, and make products, destroying the earth in the process. It goes without saying that we should greatly reduce carbon emissions from the automobile, aircraft and do something about the light bulbs. So I will move on and not say it goes without saying. However, this raises the question: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: None because they are all at a meeting discussing it.


My eco friends - we have survived the ice age; we have survived the Stone Age and we have survived the Iron Age. But are we going to survive the Garb Age? Not if we leave it to our world leaders and politicians.

Did you know politicians from all four corners the globe are responsible for 18% of the hot air gases that cause global warming. Political hot air emissions' are more damaging to the planet than CO2 from cars, planes and all other forms of transport put together.
And who uses all forms of traffic the most? Politicians. I mean how many air miles are our world leaders and politicians using, travelling the world telling us to reduce global emissions. How many air miles is Al Gore going to use telling us about the causes of global warming? Let's ban politicians from talking. Let's reduce the hot air emitted by our elected leaders. The only plan our leaders have come up with is Carbon Reduction Action Plan or CRAP for short and that is what our politicians are good at. Talking a load of crap. Well this is destroying the planet. They have to be stopped.

The end of the world is at hand.If we don't ban the politician then it's Goodbye City.

The earth is fast approaching it's sell by date. The end of the world is at hand. If we don't ban the politician then it's Goodbye City.The earth is fast approaching it's sell by date. The end of the world is nigh and it will be THAT'S ALL FOLKS' if we're not careful. So ban the politician.

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