_Manchester United play tonight

Do you have a conscience? On your honour, what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line -this is important for the test to work accurately. YOUR TEST: You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods ....... There are huge masses of water all over you.... You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer.Somehow the man looks familiar. Suddenly you know who it is - it's Sir Alex Ferguson!At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take himaway, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. You can save the life of Sir Alex or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo. A unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's top football managers. Now here's the question: Please be honest).Would you select colour film, or go with classic black and white?

A Chinese joke. Could You get Pregnant?

In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks,
Teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"

The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"

The little girl says, "Forty." The teacher says,
"Yes, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your sister?
" The little girl answers, "Nineteen."

The teacher says,
"Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl asks, "Can I get pregnant?" The teacher asks,
"How old are you?"

The little girl says, "I'm seven years old." The teacher says,
"No,you can't get pregnant."

The little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says,
See, I told you we had nothing to worry about_______________________________________________ _________________

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