by Jim Wood

Created on: April 26, 2008

You-Foo Report

Marge weighs in at about 150 pounds. This put her at a disadvantage with her two previous husbands that liked to do boxing practice at home. Neither one of them ever got a punch in but the experience sharpened Marge's reflexes. Just one frying pan and you are out for the count. She decided that she had to be more aggressive in the way of things and then people would not be encouraged to violence by her small sexy body. Marge decided to apply for the police academy.

In no time at all Marge learned all there was to know about the art of aggressive behavior. She enjoyed it ever so much when she learned you could bend a person's thumb backwards and make them say momma- or for that matter sing anything you wanted them to sing.

I failed to mention above that Marge was a little on the homely side. A nice tidy body labeled with a disappointing continence. After graduation and assignment to a neighborhood police station there was some mixed feelings as to where she should be assigned. There was a dearth of volunteers offering to be her partner so it was eventually decided that Marge was perfect for the front desk. She was shown the routine, told how to get all the details from the walk-ups and how to record data that was useful.

It was in mid-afternoon that Johnny walked into Marge's police station. Every thing was quiet and that was fortunate because Johnny had never been in a police station before and he was a little apprehensive. Johnny's favorite way to spend the day was to look after his mothers needs until about 10 AM when he would clean up the breakfast dishes. He might then watch television for a while if he could find some science fiction to watch and if that failed he might check the discovery channel for a show to his taste and lastly, he would look over the History channel. If all this failed to disclose something of interest he would take a walk down by the river. His mom was still able to look after herself pretty much but after Johnny was laid off from his last job at the library he just settled in and decided to stay home for a while- it has been two years now. He always read a lot and some of what he read was educational. The other stuff was about science fiction, lost gold mines, sunken Galleons, UFO's, and almost any thing relating to the paranormal. His one demand was that the story was alleged to be true, except for the science fiction.

There was an open area about ten feet square from the front door to where there was a tall desk about

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