by Angela Arno

Created on: April 25, 2008

Song made famous by Gwen Stefani, Lyrics
of Hollaback girl twisted to be made funny.

New song, entitled my sheets.
Uh huh, this about my sheets.
All you girls going around besmirching
my good name and grinding your teeth.
The first few times I found it annoying.
So, I am here to tell you like you're
not dissing me like that.
Cause my sheets aren't none of your business

if they stink. If they stink.
Oooh, it's it's my sheets, it's my sheets!
Repeat chorus four times.
I hear you talking all the way down the block
about my sheets. You didn't think that it would get back to me.
But, from what I hear you think they're dirty. You think you can get everyone fired up about my lack of clean. But, I am here to tell you
one little thing...
Gonna kick your b-u-t-t gonna lead the cheer.
Gonna cause you some flack. Gonna tell the truth before
it all comes out.
Okay, so I've let my sheets go a few times, so back off.
It's not that big of a deal if it happens like that.
Cause I whew wee, they stink!
Oh lord, they stink.
Oooh, they stink. They stink!
Repeat four times
I must wash my sheets so I can get them nice and clean.
No harsh detergents or bleach.
I want them both but there can only be one.. good cleaner.
So, I am gonna wash and wash till they're all clean.
Gonna make those stains disappear, gonna give it my all.
Gonna wash until the last one goes away and is nothing but dust.

A few times I've wrung my hands in defeat killing my back.
So, I'm here to tell you I'm not a lumberjack.
Cause whew lord, they stink!
Oh gee, they really stink.
Repeat twice.
Oooh, it's my sheets! These awful sheets!
Repeat four times.

Throwing my hands in the air I admit defeat. This laundry is filthy.
F-i-l-t-h-y
These sheets are filthy
F-i-l-t-h-y
Again I repeat these sheets are filthy.
F-i-l-t-h-y
These sheets, they stink!
S-t-i-n-k

The few times I found that slack.
So, I am there to say that you're not dissing me
like that.
Cause my sheets aren't none of your business if they stink.
I ain't no Mr. Clean.

Oooh, it's it's my sheets, it's my sheets!
And repeat, four times to be exact.

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