This blind date, set up by a friend.
Made me pray, the night would end.

Doomed right from the very start, there's
no way this

I love the sound her laugh makes

A heavenly sound of sorts

I can't help but laugh along

especially when she snorts

Sometimes

HOW I PICKED UP BETH
The first time I saw Beth
A thought came to my mind
"I'd really like to meet her"
But I needed a good line

And

One crisp fall day, there was a young woman who glanced into the mirror,

Sadly, it seemed, she had left her hair to somehow

"The Match.com of a Lifetime"

Saving her picture in a file,
Looking for that number I need to dial.
I watch the clock as time