"Hygiene Advice for the Summer Love Lorn"

This is a story of summer love
It was a hundred the shade
I met this pretty girl
And all day long we played
But it was a hot and sweaty time
And Mister that's a fact
She smelled so bad by sundown
That I never called her back

See lovin's for the springtime
When the birds and bees arrive
That's the best time for amore
It's when my libido thrives
Summer love...man, I don't know
But I won't kiss and tell
The great outdoors when the mercury soars
Really bugs my sense of smell

CHORUS...
So when you look for summer love
And meet Jill or Jane or Mandy
Here's a piece of good advice
Keep your Old Spice handy
When Cupid shoots his arrow
And it hits you in the heart
Please make sure your arm pits
Don't smell worse than a fart

When I find love in the summer
I keep it all indoors
After a long walk in the hot sun
The BO cannot be ignored
So, buddy, here's the bottom line
When a push comes to a shove
I'll have my fling in the early spring
And I'll pass on summer love

Chorus (a variation)
So when you look for summer love
And the sun is in the sky
Be sure to pack an extra tube
Of Arid Extra Dry
When Cupid shoots his arrow
And the connection's a slam dunk
There's nothin' worse (except this verse)
Than smellin' like a skunk!

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