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Poetry: Humorous

by Jordys Herrera

Created on: April 19, 2008

"Confessions"

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These are my confessions
Just when I said all I could say
Just to make you feel better
These are my confessions
After all I could say
The truth won't be sealed forever
These are my confessions

Now this will be the hardest thing I ever had to do
But I will tell you everything I hid from you
I will start with that car ticket you recently received


Worth a thousand dollars; sorry to say it was me

I didn't want to tell you
But everyday I brake a rule
And when I come back from home
To the bed I always want to go
But you never let me

Tonight or ever I don't feel like loving you
I go out to clubs every midnight at two
Those days I said I was late working
I spend all that time sending
All your swarm of clothes to the Salvation Army

I didn't think you would need them
Clothes your huge body will never fit in
And I also removed all the money in your VISA card
I even demolished your favorite plants in your backyard

Oh and remember when I said
That I was a virgin even promised?
Truth is that girl I was cheating on you with
Is a few minutes from having my kid
I haven't even tried to offer
And I won't bother on giving her
Any money to help her out
I don't know from now how to you it sounds

But these are my confessions
Just when I said all I could say
Just to make you feel better
And these are my confessions
After all I could say
The truth won't be in here forever
Today I'm delivering these confessions

Those awkward voices you say you hear at night?
Sorry I keep snoring all the time
But I'd rather sleep in the couch
You move everywhere and I'm forced to get out
In the end you have the whole bed to yourself
And I just wish I could throw you down a well

These are my confessions
Just when I said all I could say
Just to make you feel better
These are my confessions
After I could say
The truth couldn't stay in me forever
So today I'm giving you these confessions

Oh and it is still so hard
And I'm trying to hard to figure out
Why don't you ever start
To try to poison yourself right now

Your voice annoys me
And unfortunately
Our days left are many
And see my work pisses me and I get pain
I haven't even bathed in 37 days
Sorry if you had to go down there
I guess though it's pretty fair
Cause when we kiss
I fantasize you're a midget
I'm so sorry baby
That you're crazy

These are my confessions
Just when I tried to give it my all
Once again you killed it all
These are my confessions
I want to leave you
But for some reason I'm still here

Remember that watch
That for my birthday you bought?
I returned it to receive extra cash
I feel no shame in doing that
And remember that time I said
There was no more pizza on the table left?
Truth is of course I ate them all
Don't leave pizza left with me alone
You're hungry too but I say so?
I'm more important
So for now I will remain current

By saying these are my confessions
Just when I said all I could say
I came up with more to tell you today
These are my confessions
I lived my life
I could've left you at 23
But I guess I got to give you even more of my confessions
Many lights in the night
So much strippers in clubs as you can see
Go to the one by 36th street
Ask publicly which have been with me
Then you'll know if I've been really cheating
These are my confessions

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