by Shirley Delsignore

Created on: April 18, 2008

There once was a lady named Terry
Who had a body that was quite hairy
Whenever she tried to shave
She would have an unusual crave
For a cheese cake topped with a cherry

Now Terry had a neighbor who preferred cake
She thought Terry a bit of a flake
So she put up a fence of rope
In hopes that it would help her cope
So Terry moved next to a lake

Terry loved her house next to the water
But next door to her lived a squatter
When he would go out at night
All the birds would take flight
And so would Terry's daughter

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