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Richard Morgan Fliehr also known as Ric Flair was a Professoinal Wrestler since the dinosaurs were born. Ric Flair's first wrestling match was against a dinosaur. Ric Flair beat the living heck out of a Tyranosaurus Rex and put him in a chokehold making him submit. Rich Flair then wrestled against a Plesiosaur in the water and won by KO. As time went on Ric Flair kept wrestling more and more dinosaurs until the dinosaurs finally died. After the era of the dinosaurs was up Ric Flair wrestled against cavemen. Ric Flair's first hardcore match was against a caveman and Ric ended up using rocks and he then ran over his opponent with the wheel and pinned his caveman opponent. That was how Ric Flair got his nickname of "The dirtiest player in the game." Ric Flair then kept wrestling cavemen until all of the cavemen got sick of him always winning. Ric Flair then took a long journey to egypt and started wrestling ancient egyptians and Pharaohs. After Ric Flair beat all of the Ancient Egyptians he was informed that if he could beat a Pharoah then he would get to take the Pharoahs place. Ric Flair then had a week long wrestling match with the battle as the Pharoah finally gave up and let Ric Flair win. Ric Flair then became the Pharoah for a very long time. After Ric Flair got sick and tired of being a Pharoah he decided to have a Turkey Leg battle with King Henry VIII. Ric Flair ended up knocking King Henry VIII's Turkey leg on the ground, and rubbing his turkey leg all over him. King Henry VIII then ran in his castle and screamed, and pouted about the mess. After his battles with kings, Pharoahs, Cavemen, Ancient Egyptians, and dinosaurs Ric was getting bored of wrestling but then one day King Leonidas of Sparta asked Ric Flair if he would like to battle the Persians with him in the battle of Thermopalaye. Ric Flair accepted and he ended up making 300 Persians submit to his chokehold. After years, and years of wrestling historic figures Hitler was soon on a killing spree. One day Ric Flair found Hitler and put him in a chokehold until he died so that ended the era of Hitler. Ric Flair then started wrestling in WCW, then WWF, winning multiple Championship belts. Many Many years later Ric Flair wrestled Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania 24 and his career ended after a loss to Shawn Michaels. Ric Flair had a really long wrestling career that lasted since ancient times, and now he deserves a good long rest. Way to go Ric and happy retirement.

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