by S.J. Watson

Created on: April 15, 2008

Baby on Board: Three Common Myths and Misconceptions of New Parenthood

When a couple makes the special announcement that they are expecting their first child, friends, family and acquaintances shower them with congratulations, gifts, and well wishes-along with hordes of unsolicited advice! These people hand out good advice, bad advice, and some down right outlandish advice. They also pass along many myths and misconceptions of new parenthood.

Here are three of the common misconceptions of new parents. These misconceptions are passed on by some blissfully ignorant, nanny-assisted man or woman who wants to brilliantly pave the way to parenthood for the unsuspecting first-time mommy or daddy. I'm really not trying to scare you, or deter you from taking that step into parenthood; I just want to give you a wide-eyed look at the reality of creating a new life together.

1. Sleeping like a baby
Have you ever heard someone say, "I slept like a baby!" and wondered what they meant? Well, let me explain. That person probably slept through the jackhammer project on their front sidewalk, but was wide awake as soon as the house was silent and dark for bedtime. Seriously. Babies do NOT sleep through the night like they are supposed to. You will be up approximately every two hours-sometimes more, sometimes less-to feed, change, rock and sing to your little one. Oh, and there is no guarantee that they will immediately return to La-La Land as soon as you've finished feeding, changing, rocking and singing.

2. Using this child you've created together to strengthen your relationship
If your sole reason for having a baby is to bring you closer to your spouse, you need to seriously reconsider. Yes, there will be that special bond and togetherness between the two of you as your baby grows in the womb and you are attending doctor appointments, ultrasounds and childbirth classes together. The idea that you two created this amazing little life together is usually enthralling-and even romantic to some. Then reality kicks in.
Your "ahem" life will not be the same-in quality or quantity. You will perfect the art of "need for speed" because there is nothing that ruins the moment like being interrupted by a squalling baby or a thirsty four-year-old. You also will not do the deed as often as before. Dad, do not be surprised if the new mommy is not ready to rumble as soon as you walk in the door! It is now going to take a little more planning and effort to get 'r done!

3. Losing that baby weight
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