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Created on: January 14, 2010 Last Updated: January 20, 2010
Who will watch a 24-hour television network devoted to brides-to-be? Brides, of course, aspiring wedding planners and just about anyone entertained by watching other people plan their nuptials; and with the increasing number of wedding reality shows dotting the cable television landscape, the audience is apparently a large one.
Let’s face it, weddings are big business in the U.S. According to the website, $72 billion dollars are spent on weddings each year, with $20,000 as the average budget of couples planning their walk down the aisle. With soon-to-be-married lovebirds ready to spend that kind of loot, it’s easy to imagine plenty of eyeballs will be glued to a bridal network that will, at least, give them ideas on how to plan one of the most important events in their lives.
Audiences already get a glimpse of what it’s like to create the ultimate romantic fantasy when money is no object, (“Platinum Weddings”) and vicariously indulge in the queen-for-a-day makeover of modern brides who have no clue as to how to plan their dream wedding (“My Fair Wedding with David Tutera”). Even the nightmarish “Bridezillas” draws in viewers with the tantrum-throwing antics of these “monster” brides and their “it’s-all-about-me” attitudes. Considering most of these shows are currently aired two or three times a day during their season/cycle, it’s not farfetched to see people tuning in to a 24-hour bridal network to see these type of shows.
For brides-to-be, (and even wedding consultants), this network will be the video version of the mammoth, glossy wedding magazines, with a little drama thrown in for good entertainment. The shows on the network would be a virtual one-stop broadcast shop on everything bridal; like how to choose a bridal gown, rings and flowers to how to come up with a theme, rent a hall and try to keep what's left of your sanity in the process.
Although the main target audience will be brides, this network will also attract diehard romantics who love weddings. I’m talking about people such as my mother, who, if given the opportunity, will wax on about how enchanting it was to watch the royal union of England’s Prince Charles and Princess Diana. She awoke at some ungodly hour on a July morning to take in the American live broadcast of the couple exchanging vows in what was dubbed the “fairytale wedding.” That was the closest to wedding reality t.v. back in 1981. Now with invites to local weddings a rarity, she can get a quick fix by watching the various bridal television shows. She says it’s not the same as going to a live wedding, but it’s the next best thing, especially if she can see a couple married at an exotic beachside resort.
While some roll their eyes at the mere thought of a 24-hour bridal t.v. network, others are excited about the idea that they can tune in to a channel that focuses on nothing but weddings. Any time. Day or night.
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No
Created on: July 15, 2009
The worst thing about television is there is simply too much of it. It won't be long before each one of us has a TV channel designed just for us. Lord, let it stop and soon. Unfortunately this Bridal Network has found some funding and will grace us with its presence. Lord, let it stop and soon.
We all know brides love to tell their stories and they currently do on many TV programs. They complain about their dresses; how the seamstress used the wrong color thread to do a hem, purple on a white dress is not appealing at all. And then there is the concern about finding the right sash for the event. Do you use the one you beat Miss America over the head to get or the K-mart blue light special sash you managed to wrestle from the pre-teen who wanted it because he was beginning to come out of the closet.
There are always the tales of woe regarding the caterer. Do you want fish, that no one will eat because the salmon fillets still has gills on it, or chicken, that no one will eat because it's dry and stringy. Maybe there is an issue with the cake. All the caterer has left for the top of the cake is 2 grooms together instead of a bride and groom figurine. Gay marriages became illegal in your state so he has a box of 500 groom and groom cake toppers.
As if that weren't enough, we always have the privilege of hearing about ceremony its self. Woe betides anyone who happens to step on the bride's train. A murder might take place but that's just a bonus for the guests because they still have the main event, the wedding.
Perhaps the only church available is a synagogue and no one is Jewish, that's always good for a few laughs (insert your own joke here). The Rabbi doesn't understand anything of your catholic ceremony and as for you the yamakah will just ruin your hair. Oh your pretty, prefect locks will be ruined and you even paid extra to have the stylist come to your home the morning of the wedding for touch-ups.
No, the last thing that needs to be inflicted upon an unsuspecting and undeserving home viewing audience is a bridal network. A network like this is certainly for a unique and very select audience. Those 5 people however are just not enough to sustain an entire network.
No, there are only so many things you can have shows about. Most are outlined here and are not deserving of a network of their own. Keep the bridal stuff where it belongs - in slick magazines that reside at your local retailer.
A bridal network is coming to TV unless the people behind it come to their senses and soon. Lord, let it stop and soon.
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